I almost started sobbing in economics today because I took one look at the midterm and realized that the professor actually asked questions I had studied for. So pleased with life right now.
Okay: Whoever insidiously and with malicious aforethought abducted Annie’s pen; confess, repent and relinquish it so we can LEAVE!
(Source: recitethis.com, via fuckyeahcommunity)
Neither Romney nor Ryan won their home states. Awkward.
I lost an earring in my bed. I’m pretty positive it’s gone forever.